The Glass is Always Half-Full, Except When it's Empty.

Firstly, here's a shoutout to my non-existent fanbase. You guys rock, really you do. Thanks for inspiring me to write, it means so much to me. {tear}


Okay, okay, enough with the dramatics. In all seriousness, most of you can probably figure out why I decided to start this blog-

Facebook.

Yes folks, the very same internet community that has been destroying relationships across the globe in record time since 2006. Granted, it is also the single greatest place to creep on ANYONE and EVERYONE. But alas, despite my love of creeping, I have finally, FINALLY had enough.

Recently, I have received innumerable negative comments about my Facebook statuses. Can I lead with this (of course I can, it's MY blog)? What. The. Hell. Do people really feel so self-justified that they believe their "do-gooder" acts will be glorified? Let me tell you something- unless you're part of the church, no one likes a preacher.By that I mean, I am not going to change, no matter how much you bitch at me. I'm not going to be optimistic, so you should probably stop trying to change me. I like being realistic (granted 9/10 this devolves into pessimism, but still, I'd rather be pissed off than blowing sunshine and rainbows out my ass). At the end of the day, people who rant about my Facebook needing to be more G-rated should probably think about this- you look like a douche-bag. Yeah, yeah, I know I look pretty bad myself, but hey that's part of reason #1 for why I created this blog.


Speaking of which, in case you were wondering (and yeah, I know you weren't), here are the reasons I started my very own blog XD:

#1: Facebook and all it's evils (writing this down looks even more stupid and petty than it sounds in my head...thanks Facebook, for ruining my social life and casting it even further into the abyss, apparently even my Facebook friends find me loathesome).

#2: I highly doubt anyone is going to read this.

#3: Having a blog is way cooler and infinately less pathetic than having a diary.

#4: HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST EPISODE OF BONES?!??! Seriously, the show's dead. I'm stunned right now. But more on this later.


Anyways, that's post number one. I know I probably sound like I need some Prozac or something, but hey, life's a bitch isn't she? Basically, I've vowed to write on this blog every day of the summer, but seeing as I also vowed to run at least one day a week during school and failed miserably at it, we'll see how this goes. Hopefully I will achieve something horrifyingly cheesy and cliched out of this.



Yeah, I'm not betting on it either.