Would You Like Some Stupid With Your Hamburger?

If you haven't already guessed, here's today's topic:

Dumb bitches.

Yeah that's right, I said it.

The way I see it, there are three basic types of women: 1. Those who want it (get your mind out of the gutters you horndoggers) , 2. Those who have it, and 3. Dumb bitches. Now, if you fall in categories 1 or 2, you're doing pretty good. Those who want it being the focused goal-setters. You know, young hot upcoming businesswomen, doctors, lawyers, CEOs...you get the picture. Those who have it being the one's who have their life balanced- great job, hot and sensitive significant other, chic house, fantastic friends...etc. Basically, these are the types of women society should admire. The brand of women who have dignity and class or are at least down to earth and epically awesome. Here's what's not so epically awesome:

Dumb bitches.

We've all met one before. In fact, I'd say we all run into this idiotic Venusian species on a daily basis. Yeah, that's right, they have their own species. And hell no I don't want to be related to them. For my own mental stability, let's establish that these specimen are a few evolutionary branches short of obtaining the intelligence of a goldfish or a turkey. Which basically means, by the time the world blows up, these bimbos might finally be able to add 1 +1. Trust me, if you've mastered your primary colors, you are lightyears ahead of their collective single brain cell. The skanky, whorey, UGG-boot-wearing, legging clad, can't-form-a-semi-SEMI-intelligent-sentence-without-the-excessive-and-grammatically-incorrect-use-of-the-word-like pinheads. Girls who have no idea that Canada is not a state, how to spell Mississippi, or that poor people really exist. Girls who flirt with every creature having male genetalia or as Urban Dictionary so elegantly puts it, "the only women stupid enough to hang out with them [frat boys] and subsequently propel their breeding ability." Which by the way brings me to an interesting segway into guys who think they have swagger, and in fact only have a dick so insignificant they need to bring it up continuously for it to get any recognition. As yet again my favorite dictionary explains, these guys are "The same neanderthalistic douche-bags that used to play high school football and talk about how shitty you were in high school who now joined a homoerotic club so they can rape each other's ass in private."

Bloody brilliant. Three cheers for whoever entered that definition.


Now, you may ask me, "Holly, what on earth brought this on?" ... Well Thelma, let's just say I was in a good mood; discussing the stupidity of others brings joy to my bleak world. Would you really deny me that?? And hey, I mean, who doesn't enjoy some good-ol'-fashioned mocking, especially to one so moronic as these girls?

"Ehh! Like OMG, I like can't believe that she just like said that to me. Like OMG."


Yeah that's right, dumb bitch.