The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Hey loves,


This is so totally random, but my friend just sent me the GREATEST thing ever. If you're an American in their 20s, you  definitely read this kids book in kindergarden. And you are going to shit your pants when you read this.

Okay, I know, again. Might be hard to read. That's because blogger sucks with picture formating. But here's the link: HOLY SHITBALLS, HE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE.

Basically, after seeing this two of my friends and I devolved into discussions about the books of our childhood: The Rainbow Fish, Stellaluna...

Ever been curious about how a conversation between my friends and I goes?? Lol, shut the fuck up and read it dammit!


Me: did you ever read this book
almost shat my pants when I read this

Friend: LOL
hell yeah i read that hungry bitch

-insert excessive quotation of comic-

Friend: i liked the other books from that guy
i cant remember the title of that one that had all the animals

Me: did he do the one with the fish

Friend: i hated that book
those other fish were dicks
took all his scales

Me: I liked it because they were shiny :)

Friend: yeah but it ended with him naked and sobbing

Me: dude, I thought he got them back
wiki that shit

Friend: yeah...
i think you were right actually
he was crying at the end
then all those assholes came back and returned his scales
so whats the point in the end, nothing changed
except they got to see rainbowfish naked for a minute

Me: Rofl
that's hott

Friend: fish porn

-facepalm- Greatest part? We actually did Wikipedia 'Rainbow Fish'. Fun fact of the day? There was a mini-series inspired by the book (though apparently it was totally an inaccurate interpretation). Even better fun fact? There were a total of six books:

Rainbow Fish: Being vain and selfish will leave you lonely.
Rainbow Fish to the Rescue: About the acceptance and integration of foreigners.
Rainbow Fish and the Big Blue Whale: About arguments and how to settle them.
Rainbow Fish and the Sea Monster's Cave: About irrational and rational fears.
Rainbow Fish Finds his Way: With the help of his new friends, Rainbow Fish finds his way back home.
Rainbow Fish Discovers the Deep Sea: About modesty and happiness.

LOL, I love "Rainbow Fish to the Rescue: About the acceptance and integration of foreigners." THE INTEGRATION OF FOREIGNERS bitch. You're five. You eat bugs and can't wipe your own butt. Like you give a shit about the way the other kids in your class look. All you care about is romping around on the playground with each other for your ungodly long lunch break and trying to hide from the teacher the fact that you pooped in the corner of the room. That should have been made into a book, "Rainbow Fish Shits his Pants: About being honest when you take a dump in the classroom." 

If your curious about where this great comic strip was found, go to one of my new favorite websites: fuckyeahdementia. Great stuff. Like this, about the Chilean miners (who FINALLY got out. Jesus, two months. Why the hell did it take THAT long??!):

Hahaha, so awesome. Enjoy.







Oh and this. THIS. SO FUCKING FUNNY.

HAHAHAHHA. I almost pooped my pants when I saw this. Epic.

Okay, I'm going to go actually start my homework...and 1:19AM.

Yup, I'm a winner. -.-