Friday, August 20, 2010

An Elegant Solution for Keeping Track of Reality.

So, saw Inception. It was awesome. I mean, it wasn't much of a mind-fuck until the ending (if you seen it you know what I mean, if you haven't I actually for once DON'T want to spoil it for you- ruins the movie in my opinion) but then again, some douche bag told me that the entire time the characters are in Cobb's WIFE's dream...which is a LIE people. A damned lie. So, needless to say, the ending kind of threw me for a loop. Well, actually, thinking back on it, it was more of a tease by the director. But then again, I always over-analyze things to death, to death...so, UGH. I'll probably end up writing a blog about my conclusions later- be prepared! I myself might need a few cups of coffee to make it through my practical dissertation on the analysis of the final 20 seconds of the film. Maybe I'll publish...people get famous for boring stuff all the time...O.O

At any rate, I loved the concept of inception, and I have to say I had a dream the other night that spooks me out. I might actually believe in inception now...I was having a dream, you know the usual, people you don't know morphing into people you do know and vice versa, crazy shit like that. But then, then the WEIRDEST fucking thing happened to me. All the sudden I'm standing in a room that looks similar to my parents' dining room, but it's not at all. And more than my general inability to focus on the details (which keep continuously shifting into something slightly different and unidentifiable) something really strange begins to happen. I notice that water is spilling over the table through a hole in the center. It's when you overfill a bowl in the sink or something, the water is just kindof gently sluffing off. And this is the point where my dream becomes freaky real. Lifelike. Exactly. Except I knew that something was completely wrong. So for whatever reason, after staring it the water for God knows how long I raced upstairs into my sister Sarah's room and see water leaking from the ceiling. I race back into the hall and water is leaking across the entire ceiling. And I begin freaking out, panicking, and I can feel my heart racing. Everything begins swirling and water comes rushing in faster and faster and the floors and walls begin to break apart like a shattered mirror and the entire time all I can think about is "oh God, is this a sign of the apocalypse??"

And then I wake up. And freak the FUCK out. I mean, I had this dream about three weeks after I saw Inception, so I doubt it's just my mind re-jumbling the movie in my head during my REM cycle. But the fact that the dream felt so real and then I saw everything unravel makes me seriously wonder 1) could Inception actually exist and 2) was my dream a premonition??

I know, I know, I sound in-fucking-SANE, but the thing is I've had really freakish dreams my entire life. Not the usual falling off icebergs or flying through the sky (I always fell, never flew... 8( ) but things like one time I was chased through the forest by a tiger, tripped, fell, twisted on my back and was then pounced on by the tiger and felt his claws rip through my chest as I wake up. My mom said she freaked out because she heard me shouting bloody murder. But yeah, that's one of my clearest memories. And all of the dreams are really nightmares, and leave me incredibly shaken. But not as much as this one. UGH. What if Inception is real?!?!?!?!


HELL YES. HALLÅ DÄR JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT!!! (Yeah, love how I combat my fears with hot men??) Seriously, this is almost as great as the glory that was Jake Gyllenhaal's hair in Prince of Persia. Damn, JGL was looking fine in Inception. Seriously, holy fuck.

Take me, take me now!

Oh. My. GAWD. So beautiful. I mean LOOK at him.


 He was in-freaking-credible in the film. So good. Christ above. I wanted to keep watching the movie over and over again just to stare at his smartly dressed ass and drool all over myself like a brain-dead stunt double turned quadriplegic. Dear Lord. Not only that, damn can that boy act. Mhm. This is one of the people who is so charming, so intelligent, so attractive that if he walked up to you and said, "Hey, you wanna....??" you would scream at the top of your lungs "YES YES!! DEAR GOD YESSSS!!!" Do I mind JGL poking around in my dreams?? Uhhh, baby, have you looked into my dreams as of late?? JGL is welcome in those steamy fantasies ANYTIME thank you very much. God he is on my hit list (and not hit it and quit it either, I am sooo looking for some long term mysa med honom...you know what I'm saying??)




"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."

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