Okay, so I haven't seen the play...but I find this phrase particularly useful in describing my complete and total love for this young Brit named Charlie.
Holy hell is he adorable. Ohmyfuckinggawd. Whoring myself out to old saggy perverted men for the funds to buy a plane ticket to the UK suddenly doesn't sound so absolutely revolting anymore. And no, my adoration has not yet reached the level of all-encompassing obsession...yet. Why might you ask? This kid is so freaking adorbz that I can't watch more than one video without severe facial muscle trauma from the helpless smiling that goes on when I see his unbelievably gorgeous face. His smile literally melts my insides. His whole mouth is just, delicious. (I won't go into details...I'll just tempt you enough to go check this darling guy out.) Not to mention the accent. And yes Euro boys, American girls really do love the accent....though admittedly, I wouldn't say most of us are easy...okay, who am I shitting? If you've got a sexy voice and live abroad you basically fit into the hot and exotic category, so yeah, I'd have to say I'd bang you. Bam! For whatever odd reason, I associate foreign accents with success, intelligence, wealth, oh, and did I mention sex?? Hot damn.
Anyways, focusing back in. Whew. So Michelle Phan's glorious voice just got replaced by Charlie's YouTube channel...which you can check out here. He also has a 'proper' website, but he posted all of those various links on the page I linked. Trust me. This is on the list of things you MUST do before 2012. Hell, this is on the top ten list of things you must do before the day is finished. You hear me!!? Also, I would like to point out the fact that my obsession is in no way reminiscent of pedophilia...he's nineteen. So, no cradle robbing for Holly today. More importantly, I am not a cougar!!! Gah!! (Sorry, I have this obsession with my age...all my friends are a year younger than me. Gugh. That's depressing... -_-).
At any rate, enjoy my scintillatingly (is this really a word??) short and supremely stupid ramblings for today. I swear to you my most loyal fan(s), my slovenly period is drawing to a close. Sorry about the shit posts (and especially the lack of posts) the past...uhhhh....-ahem- three weeks. I'l aiming to fix that soon. I know, fail. Also, ***UPDATE***: Just started reading Chimera. I love Rob Thurman, but I've got to say, I find the number of similarities between the Korsak and Leadros brothers to be, well, to be totally frank and equally bland, numerous. But, then again I'm only on page 29. Anyways, Rob thank you!!! I love you, thank-you for publishing yet another fascinating and breathtaking novel. <3
Ciao.
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