Okay, I know, I talk about hot guys way to freaking much, and yes, I suppose I am a bit of a horndogger, but seriously the human body is incredible, it's so beautiful and, well I don't know, mesmerizing...of course a 'in particular men' is in order here (not that I have anything against all the pretty ladies out there). I mean, sweet Jesus, who in their right mind DOESN'T love men??!?! They are, just delicious. Mmmhmmm... Funny/interesting fact about lil' Holly: my favorite sculpture when I was maybe eight or so was Michelangelo's David.Actually, I would love to go see it. Back on track, and now we're veering off again, do you know what is possibly the most annoying thing to me?? When women say men are stupid. Likewise, when T.V. sitcoms portray the wife as an annoying khaki and cardigan wearing prick and the husband as a fat ass who can't even make a sandwich and is obsessed with his television and ESPN. Come on people. Seriously??!
But for realzies, I'm back on track. Today, what I wanted to discuss is a phenomenon that I'm sure many University of Michigan students are aware of:
The dangerously high levels of hot boys in intro physics labs.
You may think I'm joking, but wonderfully, I am not. Ask any female science major and they will tell you straight up- for some bizarre and totally inexplicable reason, the vast majority of males in basic physics labs are smokin'. Just, delicious. And, the best part of physics labs are the following:
1. You are likely to be the only female, or at least more likely to be the only attractive female, in the lab...and we're talking college boys who have the dim prospects of becoming an illiterate engineer (inside joke...) and think they will never pick up a chick, much less you (not conceded, simply a fact, and I'm speaking broadly, so not vain).
2. These boys know computers.
3. Three words: 'weekly partner rotations'. Score! Basically, for those of you who I've lost, labs are done in teams of two, and the one and only rule of physics lab is that you mustn't work with the same person twice. I like to think of it as a sampler. A wonderful buffet of innocent physics-inclined males.
Note: I originally had this as one post, buuutttt it was so long and I am so incredibly lazy, that I've spliced it into two delectable bite-sized portions for y'all. So, stick around to enjoy my escapades in physics lab!
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