And, for those of you who may find this confusing, when I say I love 'The Biebz' I say this with dripping sarcasm, much like my intense fan-status is basted in mockery of this 12-year old ...ummm... heshe?
Yeah, I know, awesome. Just like the video I posted belowwwww
I'm not gonna lie, Biebzy sortof looks like a young Hilary Swank. And no, I'm definately not talking about the fabulously fit, mature Miss Swank.
Holy fucking gawd is she hot. Look at her ASS. Jesus. I would be gay for her. Seriously. Holy shit is this woman f.i.n.e. God I would give anything to have a body like that...as long as it required a strict rice krispey treat diet. O.o
But back to my little snuggle buddy. After many grueling and arduous battles fighting dragons and bad men with creepy chortles and after climbing countless sheer cliffs, I, Holly, have finally reached the pinnacle of fandom. Not only do I have the >flip< hair, not only do I have the skinny jeans, not only do I have the urban jacket, but now, NOW ladies and gents, I have the shoes.
Okay >sadface<, so maybe they aren't purple, or as epic as my main man Biebie's are, BUT, the shoe tongues are fluffy and they do pop! XP But, perhaps I should invest in some more purple clothing articles...because then I could fly like Biebipoo. Seriously, Hermes, you better watch out. I mean, look at the kid:
It's gotta be the shoes dude. This is exactly why I'm so excited I bought these knock-offs of knock-offs for five dollars at Payless. I have now been endowed with pwnge. 1UP. Awesomesauce. I am now in the pantheon of kewl katz and will forever be hailed for my stellar epicness. Thank you Justin Bieber, for showing me that it's all right to be a gender confused ten year old who turns on heterosexual eight-year olds and twenty-year old lesbians alike. Because you know what? He's got the shoes.
Wanted: Justin Bieber's shoes. Will whore self to obtain.
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