So, this really has nothing to do with today's ramble...the memory of this just makes me grin like a blasted idiot. One of my really good friends (who happens to be Chinese) started studying for her Chinese studies midterm at midnight the night before (or would it be day of???) and anyways I told her something to the extent of, "You'll be fine, just channel your inner Asian. You know, the Lo Mein Dynasty and all."
Yeah, talk about cultural fail. Though apparently not bad advice because the little damned genius got a 98% or something crazy like that.
My own stupidity aside, y'all are going to have to excuse me while I ramble...because honestly, today, as with most days, I've come up dry with creative topics. Okay, so maybe not topics, and yes, I know my topics are never very interesting to begin with, but basically I've got nothing today. Hell, these past two weeks I've had nothing, just sortof grasping at this air here. Damn I wish I were Criss Angel (BTW, holy crap is he hott in that grundgy, dark, sexy, I-don't-really-want-to-touch-you-but-may-I? kind of way. That and his hair is fantastic and I would really enjoy sexing it up...). Actually, lol, I'm going to ramble for a second, but I love watching his YouTube videos and reading the viewers comments. For example, in response to Angel walking on water:
"all they did is attach him to freakin wires! this show is faker than Justin Bieber's dick." (RedRock9000)
"-_- He's an illusionist you idiots. Of course there is something keeping him from falling in but you can't see it which is why he is awesome." (TrueKaos1991).
"This moron is worse than "professional wrestling" (tjenk71).
"criss angel can walk on water. but chuck norris can swim on land." (DethKlokateer).
"All of you people who says 'its fake omg' etc. You are called 'trolls'." (Nipeye). Hehehe, internet gremlins on the loose! O__o
"@proudtobedubliner Yes, and he is supported by antigravity platforms." (AliasV3).
My second favorite, in the wow let's fail at English & science category: "atucally, water is magnetic, this may have something to do with it" (lol9392).
And my personal favorite by the ever subtle carrrrera, "The only real person who ever walked on water was JESUS CHRIST an he cured the lepers and the blobg and he ressurected from the dead :) !!! I love you Yeshua Christ my God and saviour !!!"
L to the O to the LZ. I love the extreme Christians who take this so seriously. I mean, it's not like Angel is a Lilith-worshiping member of the 5th inner circle of the secret necromancer's guild, carrying around unicorn tears and dragon scales, who has obtained unspeakable wicked power after selling his left testicle to the Devil. Besides, we all know how Jesus did it...he just dumped a crap-ton of cornstarch into the water the night before, thereby transforming it into an impressively large volume of non-newtonian liquid. Just like these crazy Spaniards (? ... I think, I don't really know, I just know they're speaking Spanish, lol). And it's not even the prolifically outraged evangelicals who win the prize. It's the idiots who keep screaming at the video- "it's a fake!!"
Wow, thanks, as if I didn't know.
And, had I not know, the other 125,325, 568, 345 viewers sure as hell made sure I knew that Angel walked on plexi-glass pillars. Bloody hell, talk about redundancy, worse than American's bureaucracy. Just further evidence to support the widely accepted theory that people are morons. Mind you, morons who scream at the top of their lungs just to be heard, despite the fact that they are just about as common as a teen Twihard. I wonder if they ever thought about speaking softly, seems others pay closer attention to you when they have to actively work to hear you. Then again, Tylenol might be pissed off if the loud noises stopped. Talk about a huge revenue drop off. No more tension headaches.
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