Can't Be Tamed

Let's just throw this out there- Miley Cyrus is a whore. Seriously, sweetie. What the hell were you thinking with your latest video??! I mean, okay, yeah I'm 20 so I can understand your inexhaustible sex drive, but hun COMEON!!! Do you know you're own damn fan base??? Young girls, preteens especially, look up to you and what are you doing?


POLE DANCING.


Cripes, chica, have some self respect. You're not even legal yet and here you are, whoring yourself across the screen. And I just love these shots:









And my all time favorite:






Granted, I'm not 100% confident these are ACTUALLY Miley, considering the fact that {gasp!} I don't follow her every move, but you get the point. All I really have to say is darling, you aren't Lady Gaga, hell you're not half as cool as the Ga, so stop trying. Thanks for contributing to the overwhelming pressure young girls feel to look like a hot steamy mess before they've even hit puberty and before guys have gotten over cooties. You're a disgrace. You wonder why young girls starve themselves and walk around town acting like half-wit skanks caking the make-up on their already pretty faces? Why girls look in the mirror and never feel good enough? People like you. So Miley, why don't you pay up? I dare you to be a clean, wholesome role model for these young girls.



And yeah, I know, you're not going to take me up on it.



For my loyal fans, I know I know, not the most convincing argument, but I have a feeling you're all with me on this one.



'Till next time