A James Cagney Love Scene.

Let's set the record straight. I. LOVE [HOPELESSLY AND FOREVER]. BASSHUNTER. You should see how many times his songs have been played on my iTunes list. It's sickening. I mean, he's the guy I learned everything from my favorite emoticons (O.o, d-.-b, mx.xm [the "x's" are suppose to be > & < but the damned HTML format thinks I'm coding...fuckers) to my love for techno music. Seriously, he is incredible. Love his earliest work- The Old Shit and Welcome to Rainbow are fantastic. Admittedly, T-Rex is one of my favorites. I like to run it continuously on my iPod when I'm trying to crank out an epic paper; I feel like Link (no idea why...) or basically any awesome, classic game character, dressed in forest green garb and flailing my sword to and fro. Don't even get me started on "Patrik och Lillen" - in a word phenomenal. Fucking fabulous. "Hallå Där", "Var Är Jag", "Mellan Oss Två", "Camilla [i svenska]" and "Utan Stjärnorna" are also brilliant [I actually prefer his songs in Swedish over his English ones...XD] "Beer in A Bar", "In Her Eyes" and OF COURSE "DotA" are classics. I can't help but loving "Angel in the Night" either...god damn is Jonas HOTTTT. As you can tell, I have a lot of favies... O.o And even though with his newest album we have seen a major push towards trendy pop-culture style music [and WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH YOUR HAIR!?!?!? :*(((( ] and his constant recyling of the bassline, I have still remained a die hard fan. I mean, I love "Every Morning". That song puts a shit-faced grin on my face more than Harry Connick Jr.'s "Come By Me" [and that's saying a lot, considering I always listen to HCJ whenever I'm having a hell of a day...] And through all of this, even the hair incindent and Big Brother extravaganza, I have remained steadfast in my obsessive fandomship status. But now, now, after seeing this, I cannot bear it anymore. Jonas!!!!! What are you doing?!?!?



 Please tell me I'm dreaming? That that song is totally NOT reminiscent of the trashy rap garbage (Ke$sha anyone??...okay not at all, but I think you get my gist...) I hear on the radio. Please god no. No no no no no. This has to be a dream, a crazy, freakish, hellish bastard of a dream. Dear god. This cannot be happening. Jonas! You are my idol!! I love you. Why the hell do you think I'm learning Swedish!!! (And no, this is soooo not creepy...) Please, for the love of all that is good and holy and actually wonderful in my life, don't go down this road!! You are a musical genius!! You don't need pop culture. I mean, your fame came from "Boten Anna" and "DotA", not this crap (sorry!!).





Dear Basshunter,


I love you, please don't change.



-Holly

P.S. I'm going to be in Sweden from July 3rd to August 15th in Uppsala. Please come find me so we can have an epic macking/snogging/oooh-I-like-men-with-European-accents/sex-noise/gyration/I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours fest. I'm the tall American-bred chick with wine red hair and DD boobs. I think I'm a pretty decent candidate. XD



And for all of you who were wondering...yes I did link all the songs to their YouTube videos...sod off! Some of us no longer have a permanent laptop and are reduced to YouTube to enjoy their delicious Basshunter. And, for some of us who have blogs we check before our regular e-mail...(o__O)...and who are lazy as hell, linking the YouTube videos = one less brain cell in use. Those suckers need a rest every now and again, gotta stay well-slept and limbered up for those later years.




God you're cute;

And hot;

And adorbz;

And pretty much a sex-god;

Eep!! I think my ovaries just exploded.


Again.




Oh, and Aylar, you're pretty cute yourself;

 Lesbian lovers anyone??