Yes, I love YouTube. I waste DAYS sitting and staring like a goober at the screen and laughing my ass off. I even have a YouTube face, jaw flapping in the wind, tongue hanging out slightly, chin making out with my neck, and unblinking eyes glazed over with YouTubey glory...maybe I'll upload a photo.
So, other than watching movies 10 minutes at a time and 3-part anime episodes, I sometimes open a YouTube tab to listen to the glorious sultry femine wonder that is Michelle Phan's voice. Phan works for Lancome and even though outside of ballet performances I've never worn makeup in my life, I love love love her videos. She has a voice which is the female version of Morgan Freeman; whenever I hear her voice I think of the Dove chocolate commercials, just absolutely immersed in the velvety softness of her voice (if you haven't noticed yet, I have a thing for hot voices...). Plus, she is an incredibly talented makeup artist, not to mention gorgeous, and can I say, darling, you have a dazzling taste in music, I have all the songs you've used on my iTunes...is that weird? O.o Check her out on her YouTube channel or via Facebook (Aha! I've figured out how to add a link x.x). Seriously, she's my idol of feminine awesomeness, and also YouTube's recent #1 most subscribed Guru. I <3 you Michelle!!! Marry me!!!
Secondly, I've recently discovered these two crazy cats. I love girls who aren't afraid to say fuck...multiple times over in totally inappropriate situations. It's Garfunkel & Oates!
Oh and if you were wondering, the six foot hole in the ground was actually for the septic crew today...which meant no shower after fly food preparation for me today. Nope, instead I get to wash my head in a bowl with bottled water. Gugh. And in case you were wondering, yes, fly food is the nastiest shit I've ever had the extreme displeasure of working with...it has the consistency of jello-ified vomit and smells like death and rot and sewer. Fucking sick.
Sorry this post is so short, I'm exhausted after all of this car key drama. -_-
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