Dastan, Where's the Dagger?

Saw Prince of Persia. Shockingly, pretty okay. Granted, the 'love scenes' between Dastan and Tamina were hilariously terrible, but the epicness of Gyllenhaal's parkour more than compensated. Now, I'm not going to go into a full analysis of the film and its characters, nor am I going to delve into the over-done discussion on the conversion of video games into films. Nope, I'm going to discuss something much more important.



Jake Gyllenhaal's hair.


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And how gorgeous it is. Prepare yourselves ladies and gents;


1. Epic movie poster style. Greasy lanks smoldering as they kiss his lightly stubbled chin. Ah! <3

2. Business meets pleasure and damn is it sexy!

3. The horse is jealous. Dastan's luscious locks swish in the breeze better than his. O.o

4. Wait, he's ripped!! Holy crap! I totally missed that; was absorbed in the breath-taking fashion in which these wettened locks curl around Dastan's lips..........

5. Swish!

6. Poor Tamina, you're frazzled hair just can't compare. Again with the jealous and disgruntled horse.

7. Perfect battle weapon. Stun, then kill.

8. Hey, you wanna ....... ?? ;)

9. OMG, I think I forgot how to breathe.

Whew! Delicious. Gyllenhaal is adorbz. XD And I know you all totally know what I mean. Sex hair is, well, sexy; I just want to rub my face in his goregeous hair and make sweet love to it. Seriously, holy crap.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6nXIdx1hFw&feature=fvsr